The last few weeks have been wonderful.

Not perfect…but wonderful.

Don’t get me wrong I’ve still been living through the freezing cold weather, some snow, school closings, a sick dog and semi-unemployment (which is a real joy)….

But I’ve been SLEEPING!!!!!

Yes the girl has been sleeping through the night.

And I must say that while I really am not a fan of 2am, 3am or 4am feedings….I did learn a lot during those 10 weeks.

As it turns out, television at those hours of the morning can be quite educational:

1. You can say good bye to underarm flab in just 6 minutes a day with the “Shake Weight” (the linebacker loved this one)

2. For those suffering from “neck flab” you can say good bye to that in 12 minutes a day with a little exercise machine called the “Neckline Slimmer” (plastic surgeons watch out)

3. The Hair Club is not just for men

4. For just $29.99 you an be “Instantly Thin” in 62 hours….you’ll probably need hospitalization but you’ll be thin.

5.  My psychic advisor is waiting to talk to me (might actually call one of these days)

6. And my retainer case glows in the dark.

love much,

xob

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